
Silent until corals are mentioned
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For the aquarist who may be quiet at parties… until someone says the magic word: corals. This shirt is the perfect icebreaker for reef nerds, frag fanatics, and saltwater sages. Featuring a two-tank transformation from calm to coral chaos, it’s a wearable mood swing every reefer can relate to.
💬 Low-maintenance outside. High-maintenance inside.
Wear it to the LFS, reef swap, or when explaining why your electric bill is suspiciously high.
Product Details:
- 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, breathable, and reef-room approved
- Heather Colors 60% Polyester 40% Cotton
- Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline
- Shoulder tape & ribbed collar for shape retention
- Vibrant, fade-resistant print that glows with personality
- Eco-friendly and ethically produced
Care:
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- No bleach or dry cleaning
- Low heat iron if needed
Why You’ll Love It:
✅ For the introvert whose personality is light-activated.
✅ The perfect shirt for coming out of your shell at the frag swap.
✅ Lets you open up faster than an Acan at feeding time.
Size Chart
Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve center back (in) |
---|---|---|---|
XS | 16 | 27 | 15.5 |
S | 18 | 28 | 16.625 |
M | 20 | 29 | 17.75 |
L | 22 | 30 | 19 |
XL | 24 | 31 | 20.25 |
2XL | 26 | 32 | 21.5 |
3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.625 |
4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |