Acroholics Anonymous

Step one is admitting you have a problem, and this shirt is the perfect way to do it. For the hardcore SPS keeper, collecting Acropora isn't just a hobby—it's an addiction. This design cleverly parodies the classic "Alcoholics Anonymous" logo, creating the perfect emblem for the "Acroholic" who is powerless over a rare, colorful stick. With its cool retro vibe, it’s a humorous badge of honor for those chasing perfect parameters and vibrant polyp extension. Made from soft, comfortable fabric, it’s the ideal uniform for your next support group meeting... or frag swap.

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Perfect for:

• The hardcore SPS collector who is always chasing the next rare "stick."
• Any reefer who will admit they have a full-blown addiction to buying corals.
• The hobbyist who understands that "just one more frag" is the biggest lie they tell themselves.
• The spouse who needs a funny gift to acknowledge their partner's expensive obsession.

The Tee Itself:

• 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, breathable, and reef-nerd comfortable
• Heather Colors 60% Polyester 40% Cotton
• Unisex fit with crew neckline – suits any reefer
• Shoulder tape & ribbed collar for long-lasting shape
• Vibrant, fade-resistant print for years of chill sessions

Care:

• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Avoid bleach or dry cleaning
• Low heat iron if needed

Why You’ll Love It:

✅ The first step is admitting you're powerless over a colorful stick.

✅ Hilariously admits your only 12-step program is the one to your tank.

✅ The official uniform for your next support group meeting (we mean frag swap).