May Spontaneously Talk About My Reef Tank

Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About My Reef Tank Tee
Brace yourself — you're about to wear a shirt that screams "I frag harder than I party." Whether you're dosing calcium or just daydreaming about your Acropora, this glow-inspired tee lets the world know that any casual conversation might take a hard left into coral territory. Perfect for reef junkies, tank whisperers, and anyone who's ever said, "It's not algae, it's character."

Wear it proudly. Speak brine. Confuse strangers. Because silence is the only thing rarer than a healthy SPS colony.

Perfect For:

This shirt is tailor-made for the aquarium enthusiast who is completely obsessed with their slice of the ocean. It's for the person who:

• Sees the shirt's "warning" as a badge of honor, not a complaint.
• Will happily explain the difference between SPS and LPS corals to anyone at a party.
• Considers talking about alkalinity swings, lighting schedules, and protein skimmers a perfectly normal conversation starter.
• Has a phone gallery filled with more pictures of their corals and fish than their family.

Product Details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, breathable, and reef-room approved
• Heather colors 60% Polyester 40% Cotton
• Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline
• Shoulder tape & ribbed collar for shape retention
• Vibrant, fade-resistant print that glows with personality
• Eco-friendly and ethically produced

Care:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach or dry cleaning
• Low heat iron if needed

Why You’ll Love It:

✅ A fair warning before you dive deep into a conversation about corals.

✅ Effortlessly explains your sudden conversational pivots from politics to polyps.

✅ For when you just can't clam up about your alkalinity swings.